Internal voice A: God, I’m dying for some ice cream.
Internal voice B: There’s ice cream in the freezer...
A: That ice cream’s a million years old! I’m not eating that!
B: Well, then, you should throw it out.
A: I mean, it’s not that old... it can probably sit in the freezer another week or so.
B: Then eat it.
A: (sigh) You’re right, you’re right. At this point, I’m dying to eat some ice cream. I really don’t even care how old it is.
(opens ice cream)
A: I’m not eating that.