Internal voice A: God, I’m dying for some ice cream.

Internal voice B: There’s ice cream in the freezer...

A: That ice cream’s a million years old! I’m not eating that!

B: Well, then, you should throw it out.

A: I mean, it’s not that old... it can probably sit in the freezer another week or so.

B: Then eat it.

A: (sigh) You’re right, you’re right. At this point, I’m dying to eat some ice cream. I really don’t even care how old it is.


(opens ice cream)

A: I’m not eating that.