Big shocker, it’s a shit show....
A gay guy has a drunk hook up with his straight roommate who won’t look at him now. Answer, that’s not dumb it’s HOT.
A woman is very horny for the guy she is dating who wants oral only/no penetration. Answer, she needs to see a therapist about her “overwhelming sexual desire”.
Updated to add that I just realized Rich is a jezebel writer. I don't keep up with their names. Ugh. Makes sense.