Hello GT,

It's me, Shiny. I have been sexy times free since December. That is a long time for me. There are several reasons for this: 1) I'm not happy with my body, 2) I'm a bit broke, 3) I convinced myself that casual sex (with someone other than my sex friend, who may or may not be reading this [hi Ian, if you are!] because since we're really good friends who just like to sex each other it doesn't count) is a barrier to "relationships."

After talking to another (anonymous) GTer, I realized that I have held this third belief for pretty much no reason than it seems to be the only reason my friends can come up with that I'm single. And society likes to reinforce that (DAMN THE PATRIARCHY!)

Consider this cough syrup and wine fueled post my redeclaration of my slutdom. I AM A SLUT. I LOVE SEX ON THE FIRST DATE IF I'M REALLY INTO SOMEONE. I DON'T LIKE DELAYED GRATIFICATION. YOUR GENDER IS IRRELEVANT TO ME. WELL NOT REALLY BUT YOU GET WHAT I MEAN.

NOW SOMEONE COME DO SEX WITH ME.