A friend of mine legit just posted an album's worth of ultrasound photos on Facebook and tagged the location "My womb."

Also, I am annoyed with the guy in my newsfeed whose status reads "In my day, we didn't have fancy words like 'extreme cold' and 'Snowmageddon.' We just called it winter."

Oh shut up, you self-impressed douche, and put on a goddamn toque. It's so cold out there people are literally dying.

It might have been a long week for me. Patience is thin.