1) It’s almost summer, but not quite, according to the calendar’s rule book.

2) Tell all the beautiful, blooming early flowers that the calendar’s rule book is an ass.

3) Enjoy with eyes & nose every blooming thing.

4) Breathe the pollen; sneeze.

5) Beat up & kill the sneezy pollen.

6) Have a good “talking to” with your Nose. It’s a traitor.

7) Don’t listen to your Nose’s LIES!

8) Ask your Eyes if they were complicit in this sneezy madness.

9) Your Eyes are lying all the way to Sunday!

10) HA~CHOOO! BA~CHOO! (Insert your sneezed)