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..the critical analysis of The Shining as either a) a metaphor for The Holocaust; b) a metaphor for the genocide of Native Americans; c) an admission of guilt for the moon landing; c) a movie about an impossibly-designed room; or d) a movie filled with unconscious sexual innuendo. I have a few questions:

1) WHAT?
2) No, seriously, WHAT?
3) Don't these people have anything better to do?