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And pretty quickly got an email from Wordpress saying that someone had liked it. Cool! And then I read on and saw that their "recent posts" include LUCKY NUMBER "13" WITHIN GOD'S PROPHECIES! and CURED OF HIV / AIDS...BY GOD! WHY SO MANY TRAIN DISASTERS? THE "KEYSTONE" PIPELINE ISSUE!

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Okay then. An excerpt from the most recent post:

WHAT AM I THANKFUL FOR?

"HAVING A GOD THAT WILL PUT AN END TO THIS WORLD'S GREED."

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I AM HONORED:

110,450 VIEWS

THERE ARE THOUSANDS UPON THOUSANDS HERE; LISTENING!

"' WHAT ABOUT YOU? ""

AND WHY ARE YOU HERE NOW?

BECAUSE OUR GOD HAS MADE IT HAPPEN. WHY? VERY SOON, OUR GOD IS ABOUT TO USE THE EXACT SAME FORCES THAT FORMED THIS PLANET IN GENESIS….VOLCANIC ERUPTIONS….BUT THERE IS ONE LITTLE ITTY-BITTY PROBLEM THIS TIME AROUND.

WE ARE ON THIS PLANET!

"OH NO!"

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IT IS CALLED

"DISCIPLINE"

DO NOT BURY YOUR HEAD IN THE SAND!

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"REALLY"

WHY?

COMMANDED BY GOD:

"LOVE EACH OTHER DEARLY"

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BUT WE HAVE FAILED MISERABLY!

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"EVIL RULES OUR WORLD"

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"AND THAT MEANS TROUBLE?"

YOU BET!

MAKE A STAND FOR YOUR ONE TRUE GOD!

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BECAUSE YOUR GOD ""KNOWS"" EVERYTHING!

"NOSE" = 5615 = "17″

"GOD" = 764 = "17″

WHAT HUMANS HATE GETTING IN THE MAIL, IS A:

"BILL" = 2933 = "17″

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THE CREATOR OF ALL THINGS!

EVEN THIS:

"DOG" = 467 = "17″

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KEEP TELLING YOUR GOD THAT YOU ARE TOO:

"BUSY" = 2317 = LUCKY NUMBER "13″

BUT JUST REMEMBER THIS:

"SOUL" = 1633 = LUCKY NUMBER "13″

"STAND" = 12154 = LUCKY NUMBER "13″

"FALL" = 6133 = LUCKY NUMBER "13″

"GOD" = 764 = "17″

"4″ WORDS WITH "17″ LETTERS!

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GOD HAS HEARD THEM ALL;

AND ACCEPTS NO EXCUSES!

"LIMA" = 3941 = "17″

"GOD" = 764 = "17″

YOU MUST LEARN ON HOW TO PROPERLY:

"HOST" = 8612 = "17″

YOUR ONE AND TRUE GOD!

KEEPING YOUR:

"EYE" = 575 = "17″

ON THE TRUTH WITHIN YOUR GOD'S WORDS!

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"2013″

REVELATION 3:12

JESUS STATES:

"TO THE ONE THAT IS VICTORIOUS, I WILL MAKE A PILLAR IN THE TEMPLE OF GOD, NEVER AGAIN WILL HE LEAVE IT."

"TO THOSE WITH EARS, LET THEM HEAR WHAT THE SPIRIT SAYS TO THE CHURCHES."

It continues in the same vein for a very, very long time. And yes, all of those pictures were included in the original post.

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I... I'm gonna go listen to some heathen Christmas music now.

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