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So Long, and Thanks for all the Fish!

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So this article made me think, this should be like a twilight zone episode. So you flip humans for dolphins, and we've been captured by an alien species and are kept in zoo like conditions and like there are breeding progams and the alien scientists are like "We *think* they are as intelligent as we are, but it's hard to tell." So they play recordings of like your friends or something and you're like tired and cranky and disoriented, and then you hear your friend's voice and you're like "Bernie! Bernie, I'm trapped! Help me! Bernie!" But Bernie never responds. Why do your captors torment you? Why won't they end your misery and kill you already? You know the tall one wants to gut you and stuff you. And mount you on his wall. Asshole.


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