Oof! I wake up today (it's noon, no judgements) after a Rocky Horror night and Kinja looks weirder than it did yesterday and there's so many new names. Welcome ya'll! I have no idea if your names are real or if they're Halloweenified, but can't wait to see your comments and stories. Now...let's all stop yelling and maybe take a nap? Or drink coffee. Coffee would be good.