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Welcome To The Bitchery

Don't worry, I am NOT even about to dive into dating. That said, I've had a morbid curiosity about this whole thing for a super long time so I need the deets from the masters.

Which site is best? Pointers? Insider knowledge? Please do tell.

Also, after many ignored voicemails, I sent a text telling him I'm sorry, but he needs to let go, and it's over.


His response was "really?" Which, is about right.

I swear to fucking god I don't know how I haven't developed an ulcer. I haven't even gotten SICK this year. My body is officially a freak of nature. I'm just going to go ahead and assume it's all the booze.

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