I made eye contact with this guy who was in his truck, he was muscular, with a beard and really handsome, just ALittleBossy's type. Then, he gets out of his truck and approaches me. I slowed down as he was handsome and I thought maybe he was gonna ask for directions or for my number. I wasn't expecting what came out of his mouth:

-I'm really nervous but I want to suck a cock, can I suck yours?

I wanted to burst out laughing, I didn't feel threatened at all since it was broad daylight and he seemed polite, I mean, if it weren't for the fact that he had just asked to suck my cock. I replied:

-I don't like to have mine sucked (which is true, never liked it) but I do like to suck cock. (I'm very open with strangers, apparently).

He was so embarrassed and said -Oh ok... and almost ran back to his truck.

I was just like -WTF is my life?!!?