A (facebook)friend of mine just shared this.

I question a lot of things about that statistic, but I’m even more confused what the second sentence has to do with the first one, and if the threat in the third sentence means I won’t get good news tonight? Or I will, but the week will still be terrible? Someone please discuss this with me because it’s ridiculous and also hilarious.

Also. “dont” Are apostrophes and contractions that difficult?