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Actual paraphrased convo I just overheard between two coworkers. One of them was playing with a knife, opening and closing it. Cw#1: " if you don't knock it off I'm gonna take that thing and cut off your balls with it." Cw2:" I'm married I don't need them" not word for word but pretty close to how it went down. Cw1 then comments that he's gonna be having his 30th wedding anniversary and #2 says that if he had committed murder he'd have been out in 20. He then said that just because I want to kill my wife dosen't mean I don't love her....

First off YEAH IT DOES MEAN YOU DON'T LOVE HER. YOU DON'T KILL THINGS YOU LOVE!

Second of all when did the office become a fucking "Everybody Loves Raymond" or "Married with Children" episode?

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Look I'm not perfect. I enjoyed Eminem when I was younger and I even laugh at Tosh.0 now and again. But I don't bring my mysogonistic shit into work with me. I say nothing but nice things about my fiancé because work is not a place to vent about relationship issues. It's shot like this that makes it easy for me to understand why woman are afraid or distrusting of my entire gender.

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