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Some combined wisdom from GT Twitter

Never ever ever cook naked. There are at least four of us who have burn scars in.... unmentionable places from doing this.

I have burned boobies. LovelyLipstick has burned places. Suh! may have burns that match mine (WE SHOULD COMPARE SOMETIME).

MORAL OF THE STORY: COVER UP WHEN AROUND HOT OIL.

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