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Somebody light a fire under my butt

and make me do this paperwork I'm avoiding, because I cannot even right now. I have armed myself with coffee and M&Ms, I have Spotify open, I just...cannot...open....the files. Give me pictures of hot guys or cute puppy gifs or something.

Fuck OFF already, winter. You've lowered my energy level to negative eleventybillion.

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