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Why are so many guys on dating sites holding fish? Seriously, why?

How I imagine this playing out in their minds: “I wasn’t too sure about that guy, I guess he’s alright. What’s this? He’s holding up that dead fish and he looks so proud! That’s it, time to contact him with my phone number and cancel my account. I think I’ve found my soulmate.”


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