Next time I want to try and drink liquor of ANY type, that it NEVER ENDS WELL. Even in seemingly negligible amounts.

Seriously. I had two (single!) vodka sodas last night. Only two, over the span of two hours! I drank water. I even ate something. My head is fucking SPLITTING OPEN today.

Beer sets my tummy on fire due to the wheat, and I'm now convinced that liquor and I will never be pals. Looks like I'm sticking to being a wino.