Someone posted Whitney Houston singing "I Have Nothing" on Dodai's farewell post, and now I've spent the last 20 minutes belting that ish until my teeth are vibrating. My dog is not amused. Which makes me wonder...what is your "damn I wish I could sing this at karaoke" song?

One day, I hope to pull off the back end of "Sweet Child o' Mine," too.

Alas, that day is not yet here.