I'VE SPILLED (SPILT? TOO DISTRAUGHT FOR GRAMMAR) THE WINE. NEARLY AN ENTIRE BOTTLE. THIS IS AN EMERGENCY.

I got it while vacationing in the Finger Lakes (it's wine country up there) and it wasn't cheap and now it's on the kitchen floor. I've learned an important lesson about trusting untested wine bottle stoppers. It was a delicious Riesling. Rest in peace, my friend.

Mourn with me, GT.