When I feel my dad getting uncomfortable around gay people, or when I feel him getting offensively preachy, I really really want to quote Salt n Pepa at him:

Who are you to judge? There's only one true judge and that's God, so chill, and let my Father do his job.

but then I realize that by the time I got to the end of it, I'd be giggling too much and the words' impact would change.

That's all. And for your listening pleasure, the original context: