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Sometimes I am a jerk

I would do just about anything to get a Whole Foods or a Trader Joes in the small town I live in. The grocery store here is expensive and stupid. It's weird that when I get to the Trader Joes in the city, the prices are comparable (sometimes even cheaper!) than the store in town. I hate the lack of any sort of variety and I'm frustrated with the produce department. I know they don't stock regularly because produce goes bad and not everyone buys it.

And fuck it, I want some decent lentils.


I feel like a jerk because I feel like I'm making fun of small town America's diet and love of what I think are gross foods. I've done this before and felt like a major ass when I realized that lots of people are into something I think belongs in the garbage.


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