Y'all. I had to share the horror. I have a group of ladies who want to sing "Little Drummer Boy" on Christmas Eve. It's not my favorite, but I understand the reasons for it, and I'm happy to find them an arrangement. In my search, I found this. To be clear, this is NOT simply Little Drummer Boy. This is an arrangement that makes me want to pull my ears off. This is pure, unadulterated, emotionally manipulative schlock. This is everything I hate about Christmas music. The over-sentimentality, the saccharin schmaltz....