That story over at Kitchenette about the eyedrops and revenge ... I refuse to provide a link, but ...
That needs a disclaimer. The eyedrops do NOT cause diarrhea. There’s no confirmation that they ever caused diarrhea. They CAN cause death, however, or a heart attack, etc. Visine and Murine eyedrops are poisonous, if taken by mouth. If your kid drinks that, it’s emergency room city. And if you poison someone with it, you will go to jail. Revenge won’t be quite as sweet if you have killed someone and you are in the pokey for 2o.
This stuff drives me crazy. People will ‘har har’ all the way to doing it, after reading that. They really can be dumb, you know.