What is it about Do I Wanna Know by the Arctic Monkeys?! The panties, they melt. It's like Alex Turner is right next to me, seducing me with that accent and pompadour. And I'm not even attracted to skinny hipsters (or whatever they call them in England).

So what does it for you? Wicked Games? Moonlight Sonata? Yanni: Live at the Acropolis?