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Soon. Theftsgiving will be here. My game plan: wait until the humans are preoccupied with “football.” Rip off the skin, put in the wing tips and the oysters and a thigh and the tail. Dump gravy on top. Run away with my bag of goodies. FEAST!!! Then beg shamelessly for treats. My plan is foolproof!!! Happy thanksgiving!!!


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