Like fo' reals. Like fo' really reals. How did it happen? I'm not sure. It was someone's birthday and then it was someone elses birthday and then we were like "fuck it, why does it need to be your birthday to get frosty with it". Is "Get Frosty with it" a thing? I doubt it.

Anyways, drunk advice. If you're drunk and your drunker friend decides that it would be a good idea to phone an ex to see if they would like a 3 AM rendezvous, how obligated are you to talk them out of it? I say.....not. Although I am probably just cloaking moral cowardice in weak willed self-justification. Curses.

Your boy,

Bears L. Honey, ESQ