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Sorry Friends

I'm so sorry that I was using our friendship for personal fame.

I am on my way to becoming an A-lister and that means that seeking out those closest to me (or those who pop up in the invite screen) to help me get a place among Kim Kardashian's people.

Look I will stop with the requests because I really value our friendship. It may mean that I would no longer be in the running to be America's next top 15 minutes fame celebrity and it may mean an end to my life as a model but you, my friends, are most important to me.


And since our friendship is so important, could you at least send me some Cookie Jam lives? I mean that's what great friends are for, right?

ETA: Candy Crush lives I can do!

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