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After reading all this delightful, in-depth analysis about what Hogwarts house Princess Shinylocks would be in (thank you, LaComtesse, for reliably asking these probing questions) I really want to know what house everyone here thinks (or knows) they'd be sorted into.


I'm generally split pretty evenly between Gryffindor and Ravenclaw whenever I take a quiz online (not embarrassed, Harry Potter is cool) but one time when I was sorted in real life (still no shame) I ended up in Slytherin because I antagonized the puppeteer in charge of the hat. Whoops.

What about you?

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