Holy Schnauzers I think I shaved off an entire labia!
I decided to do a really good job shaving my body (as opposed to a mediocre or generally poor job like usual) and while I achieved razor-commercial-levels of success on my legs, I slipped while trying to trim my vagina mohawk. Ow. Ow. Ow.
Such blood. Many pains. Vagina. Wow.