I am having a party of one tonight. It includes:
-One (1) spinach strawberry goat cheese salad
-One (1) greatly oversized bottle of yellowtail pinot grigio
-The remnants of some green goodness, amount TBD
-Several trashy TV shows of my liking (I am having a moment with Love & Hip Hop Atlanta, don't judge me, Waka Flocka is beautiful)
-Seemingly unlimited number of Twix ice cream bars
-Groupthink (I have meatloaf recipes to go through, y'all)
-Stromae featured as background vocalist, perhaps to lead into a dance party later in the evening.
I think I'm set to go. I don't have pants on. I'm ready. You guys can come if you want. Don't tell anybody.