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The scenario: $25 limit... non-gender specific... mixed company from ages 30 to 94 (yes, literally)... nothing dirty because many little ones who can read will be present. It can be fun, practical, sentimental (every year my cousin puts together a calendar and it is one of the most sought-after items).

Some ideas I'm circling so far:

  • couple bottles of wine
  • scratch-offs (usually diminishing returns but, hey, you never know, plus my abuelita will actually want them)
  • $25 gift card to theater chain/Fourbucks/retailer (trick-wrapped in something super lame like a toilet-bowl scrubber, obvs)

So... what do you guys recommend?Bonus points for stuff I can get from Amazon (especially if it is Prime eligible).

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