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Spent most of today helping a friend move

And my bod's feeling a little bit broke the fuck down. We did it though, and the only way to do it is just to do it. Anyone here need to move? I'll help you, but I do expect pizza and beer to be available. I'm a good mover cause I'm just like a little ant — trudge trudge trudge back and forth. I hate packing though, so my offer only covers hauling stuff into and out of the truck. Really feeling the soreness right now, so I've got a cold beer and a fat bowl sitting at the ready. My left hand in particular has lost most of its grip strength and lifting ability, but my powerfully developed masturbatory right wrist and forearm are hanging TOUGH. Oh yeah.


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