Mr. Farce is actually spit shining his boots, which I've always vaguely understood to be a thing, but only recently (as in the last five minutes) realized this situation involves real spit, as it is "Better than water - more viscous."

I am not usually put off by spitting in general, and I know it's his footwear, but... I'm pretty grossed out right now. I think it's because he has to like mix the spit with the polish and it's just freaking me out. I had to put my yucks somewhere, so thank you, GT.