All of my restraint is being used elsewhere.
Suffice it to say that this:
.... has inspired an emotion akin to this:
It should be noted that, while there are no shortage of women-flipping-the-bird gifs available for my use, I've always felt a kinship to grumpy, expressionless old men. I am particularly fond of Mr. Nicholson's condescending eyebrow arch and total lack of enthusiasm for the gesture on this occasion.
Thanks for not bringing that asshat out of the pending remarks, and for letting me vent.