Me: Do you know where cheese cloth is?

Store clerk: No, where did you look?

Me: Baking & Utensil aisles.

Store clerk: Did you find it there?

Me: ......No (THATā€™S WHY Iā€™M ASKING YOU)

Store clerk: Well you should just go up and down each aisle and look for it

Me: *blank stare*

I couldnā€™t even bring myself to complain. I just walked out.