So... does anyone else bruise ridiculously easily? Because I do and it's VERY IRRITATING.

There's currently a bruise about two inches wide on my leg that's been there for an entire week... I'm not even 100% sure where it came from! I'm pretty sure there's another bruise forming on my arm at this exact moment thanks to a relatively heavy box that I carried home from work with me. They're not TERRIBLE bruises but there's usually one or two hanging around and it's starting to get on my nerves, man. This does not go well with my work attire!

I would like to stop being such a sad, delicate flower. Anyone know of any vitamins or supplements or... anything I can take so that my body stops being so wimpy? I know I could Google this but the results for "Why do I bruise so easily?" usually all convince me that I'm going to die, which is likely not the case. So I turn to you, Groupthink hivemind! Hulp!

Update: Previously suspected arm bruising has been confirmed. We have arm bruise... I repeat, we have arm bruise.