1. I bought a new ukulele yesterday. It's so much nicer than my old cheapie. My fingertips hurt from all the practicing I'm doing. I'm going to record a song on YouTube for you soon. Post requests in the comments.
  2. I'm rewatching Mad Men for the third or fourth time. I love Ken Cosgrove. He's so comfortable and confident. I love everyone else too. Even stupid Pete and pretentious Paul. But not Duck. What were you thinking Peggy?
  3. I'm thinking of cutting off all my hair and turning myself into a pixie. I have a round face; tell me what a good idea this haircut is.
  4. Here's Carl endlessly stabbing me in the belly.

  1. Red wine forever.