What thing is so low on your priority list that you never replace it, even though you know that every time you use it you tell yourself you should just upgrade for quality of life improvement?

Somewhere in my apartment is my good pair of nail clippers. I have a crappy pair that cuts fine but also has weird leverage issues, but I really just want to find my good pair. I could do the reasonable thing and go to CVS and just buy new clippers, but I know I’m probably not going to until I lose the crappy pair as well.

Also, who the fuck is spending $75 on nail clippers?!