So, I just Googled something incredibly stupid (how to cook frozen corn*), and at the bottom of one of the search results was this warning: "Do not burn yourself on stove top. Once cooked the corn will be hot. Be careful when eating it." I guess I deserve that for Googling that in the first place, eh?

*In my defense, I don't really eat much corn, so I know how to cook fresh corn on the cob but I've never done frozen kernels before.