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Or they should but I'm not that rude. I had someone ask me to get a coffee for a director at work. Then they added after a good minute, "And could you bring it up to set?"

What? Bring it to the person who requested it? What a novel fucking idea. Why if you hadn't asked me to bring it to set, I'd have just sat down in the coffee shop with my thumb up my ass since I've never ever ever gotten coffee for other people before. It's not like it's a major and annoying part of my job. I totally needed that further piece of instruction.

I just answered affirmatively. How I really wanted to respond:


Anyone asked you a stupid question lately?

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