Why you so sensitive, skin? Why you hate me so much? I’m loopy from all the benadryl, so forgive me if I’m not completely coherent.

I am not meant to use eye cream. This has become very clear to me. This is the second brand that has sent my skin into complete fucking freakout mode. I have red itchy bumps from orbital bone to eyebrow, nose to temple, on both sides. My eyelids are swollen so bad my left eye won’t even open all the way. The whole area is just a mass of itching and burning. I only used the cream three times! The older I get the worse my allergies and sensitivities get, it seems. I’m freaking miserable. At least LordSparrow can leave work early to pick TeenSparrow up at school today so I don’t have to worry about driving. That would have been the shit icing on this turd cake.