I just tried calling the Captain to let him know I'm going to be late tonight and to eat without me. He didn't answer - ok, no big deal.

Then I get this text:

Polar Bear [6:38PM] : INSANITY!!! Can't talk. LATER.

????!!!!!!!

DAMMIT, HUSBAND - WAY TO REALLY REASSURE YOUR FAMOUSLY PARANOID WIFE.

Does anyone else get texts like this, or is Cap just super special?

UPDATE: AND HERE IT IS, THE TEXT WE'VE ALL BEEN WAITING FOR:

Polar Bear [7:17PM] : Oh. I'm ok. Just crazy frazzled & coming down the other side. I'm ok.

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