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Stutzman draws his foil and dances about on his tippy toes

"We're not going to be disrespected," Rep. Marlin Stutzman (R-Ind.) told The Washington Examiner. "We have to get something out of this. And I don't know what that even is." [link to HuffPo article]

I imagine him taking off a calfskin glove and slapping Harry Reid, stating he demands satisfaction and requests a duel at dawn.


"O calm dishonorable, vile submission! Alla stoccatta carries it away! (draws his sword) Obama, you rat catcher, will you walk!?"*

*perhaps i should lay off the coffee. that was shakespeare.

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