I אhink my cat is a fucking morning lark and not a night owl like me. She is so purry and happy and cuddly in the sunshine. She's a grumpy old lady at night. I was lying in bed this morning, looking up and she was like "Don't get up. Stay here ALL DAY."

AND I ALMOST DID BUT I BROKE THROUGH HER FORTRESS OF EVIL AND FLUFF.

Fuck, I should have a column called "the daily cat."

The picture is the fact of my cat photoshopped onto a picture of my niece because internet. Also I just had to switch computers because for some reason, I can't write anything on my computer but Hebrew script. WTF?