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Sunday Night Music Post!

So, Doug Barry's Sunday Night Sign Off on the main page got me thinking:

1) What does Doug have against 'NSync? Dude, chill. I mean, they're no NKotB or even Take That, but wow.

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2) I loves me some boybands (Secretly. If you ask me IRL, I will look you straight in the eye and tell you to fuck the hell off. And then I will put my Dead Milkmen tape into my walkman while wearing my t-shirt with the cover of The Smiths' The Queen is Dead on it - this is a real t-shirt that I once owned but it is now, alas, too small and also too threadbare — and stare blankly at your left ear with malice until you back away slowly.) but I'm kind of feeling the girlband love right now.

I need some ladies of pop. Post your favorite Girl Band songs! (I will accept, in a pinch, suitably feminist, rocking songs by bands fronted by chicks, mostly because I want the Ting Tings to qualify.)

3) "Bye Bye Bye" would be an excellent addition to my eventual "Living Well is the Best Revenge and You Are an ASSHOLE" playlist. My dears, I need good reveling in the break-up songs. I'm not talking "I Don't Wanna Get Over You." I do not want "Love Stinks." I need the song that says, "I AM over you, thanks. I'm over you, and you suck, and I really don't know why I ever thought you were so great in the first place, but give me a bit to really get my life together and I will be looking F.I.N.E. FINE, and I will find me a new cuddlebuddy because love doesn't stink, YOU DO."

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This is what I'm talking about:

BONUS POINTS FOR COMBINING THE TWO ASSIGNMENTS!!!

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