1. We had freezing rain overnight so everything is a slippery mess

2. My condo smells like the broccoli I put in the trash last night, not thinking it would be this slick this morning. Not walking to the dumpster until some ice melt helps things out.

3. Had a gross taste in my mouth, thought it was sinus drainage from weather change. NOPE. Got me a tonsil stone. (Don’t google tonsil stones, they are gross as fuck on google. Mine isn’t that bad.) Here’s hoping a ton of hot tea loosens everything up, otherwise Imma be using an acne extractor to pop that grossness out. :/