— OOOh! Flashy words! With lightning! DRAMATIC.
— Wendigo? Didn't Charmed do this monster already?
— Really? You're gonna pee that close to camp? You deserve to get eaten by a monster in 5...4...3...2...1... EATEN!!
— Anyone wearing a cowrie shell necklace also deserves death, but since he just sent a video to someone who loves him, death is doubtful.
— Aw. Sam's got the guilty dreamy sadz.
— So, this is how missing persons works now? No, sorry.
— Character development!! My prediction: Sam's caution will cause the death/near death/grave injury of someone we're supposed to give a shit about in coming episodes.
— Oh, a hot sister? Of course! Creepy little brother is creepy.
— Really girl? You're gonna give him shit for improper gear but hike out in full make-up?
— Heh. Roy, you so manly with your keen eye for bear traps.
— Oh, Roy, you are far to excited to have all your gear yanked. Are you evil, Roy?
— Aw, tender brother moment. More character development. But you promised me no chick flick stuff, Dean.
— Eating human flesh makes you powerful? Jeffrey Dahmer must have been a super-hero!
— Eh. Cowrie Shells is still alive.
— Oh, OK, so this isn't the kind of show where I get to guess which of the guest stars is the monster? Gotcha. It's cool.
— Pfft. Smarmy, cocky bastard. Wink again.