Support Guy Who Mostly Works From Home: HAY GUISE A BUNCH OF US SUPPORT PEOPLE WILL BE INVADING THE OFFICE ON FRIDAY LOLOLOL

Me: ....uh, we don't have desks for you yet. They're on order but I don't know when they're arriving.

SGWMWFH: PIRATE EMOTICON! LOL

I have no fucking clue where we're going to seat these people. I have a sneaking suspicion that someone is going to end up sitting at my desk with me (it's an L-shaped one) and if there's one thing that spikes my anxiety to the point of incapacitation, it's having someone in a position where they can look over my shoulder. NOPE NOPE NOPE FUCKING NOPE.

Hashtag introvert problems.