My insurance claim from yesterday’s incident has been resolved! The other driver told the exact same story, and her insurance has accepted full liability. They’re covering the repairs at my choice of body shop and paying for a rental car. I am very pleased. I was definitely concerned she and her husband (her passenger, the only witness) would pull some bullshit. Something tells me they know they both drive like complete assholes and this was the least bad thing that could have happened as a result, so they’re just taking it. Or maybe they’re actually decent people who just can’t drive. Who knows?