Where are my Dominoes pizza people at? Don't lie. All your friends are like 'oh we only order from that great place that is run by an authentic Italian chef who was brought back in a time machine from Sicily in the 1800s. You know, the 1800s are the only legitimate time you can get a real pizza from; only ignorant people who don't know anything about real food order pizza made by a chef born this century."

Dude. We're broke. Lazy as all fuck. And we live in BFE where the only pizza place that delivers is Dominoes. And like my boo NYPychoist says, there is nothing like eating a cheap ass pizza and drinking some beer.